guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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