Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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