these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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