haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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