We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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