So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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