Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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