I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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