you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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