dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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