just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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