This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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