i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You took a bar mat shot.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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