i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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