Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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