Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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