Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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