it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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