I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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