You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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