Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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