god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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