Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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