I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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