I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Quick, to the slutcave!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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