so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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