I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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