You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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