You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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