Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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