I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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