***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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