I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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