East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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