he shaved USA in his pubs
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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