I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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