piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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