You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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