So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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