It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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