Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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