As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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