you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
soo... how was my night?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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