It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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