Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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