i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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