Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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