don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How does one acquire holy water?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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