no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Ladies don't puke and tell
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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