He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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